Oh technology, thou are wonderful and great.
Thou has kept my hands from becoming ink-stained
Thou has enabled me to keep up with my notes electronically
Thou has allowed me to take loads of photographs
Thou has also stored said photographs.
Thou has equipped me to better waste my time on the evil known as Facebook.
Quite frankly, technology,
Thou hast saved my rear many a time.
But tonight, technology, alas, my love has faded
For thou has not kept up with all of my audio recording (which is due tomorrow)
Technology, why must thou plague me this way?
Why must thou refuse to cooperate and lose my material, especially the night before a deadline?
Why, technology, why?
Thou are cruel and unjust
Thou art not dependable
Thou only frustrates and bringeth despair.
Oh technology, tonight, I do not love thee.
4 comments:
ohhhh... aubra, i didnt know you had chacos. I dont care how strong your drawl is, people with chacos are my friend for always.
and actually, i loved having you guys in my room. I quite like company, but for my blog's sake, i had to jazz it up.
its too late. see you in class tomorrow
Don't ever marry a robot.
sad...
but at least thou had fun writing about thine situation
hahaha good job aubra. i was deeply moved by the ode ;)
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